The Poor Balladeer

i have never written a good bio in my life and i ain't about to start now.
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  • aropride:

    aropride:

    walking into a museum and the little info cards by each artwork just says “credit to the artist!” “lmk if ur the artist and want me to tag u” “found this on pinterest :)”

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    (via strange-aeons)

    • 1 day ago
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  • imthebeast:

    gbcgraphics:

    idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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    (via rowanfalls)

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  • probuccalfat:

    probuccalfat:

    great! now do the same medical study with women

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    (via agirlwithswords)

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  • itsswimmingtragedycollection:

    akashicrecord:

    *logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don’t leave the house are saying about sex today

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    (via valtsv)

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  • blaxolt:

    sparrow-va:

    poupon:

    drakensberg:

    The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

    how dare you say we piss on the poor

    all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

    excuse me i never pissed on this post!

    (via the-mad-prince-of-denmark)

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  • edenfalling:

    earhartsease:

    ceasarslegion:

    ceasarslegion:

    I started listening to the cree radio station because its the only one left in my range that doesnt play alberta separatist ads now and those make me see red like some sort of bull, which is not safe while im behind the wheel of a vehicle going 110

    Why haven’t they told me about the cree all-purpose radio station sooner. They play everything from the 50s to today. Half of their ads and one of their shows is in cree which I do not speak a lick of but thats fine, they play banger music. They give me local news updates that arent dripping with UCP cocksucking. They tell me about things that affect a demographic I otherwise hear very little about by virtue of being a white guy in alberta.

    We are holding hands. We are learning about other cultures. We are listening to 60s rock and roll and then an elder will tell us stories about his youth. I am enamored. I am in love.

    Lots of people in the notes have asked me to drop the radio station im talking about here. If youre in the Edmonton area the frequency is 89.3, and when we went on a trip recently we got pretty reliable signal all the way to Ponoka. If youre outside of it or international you can get the live broadcast at ravenradio.ca

    They also have a retro hour at noon every day and do language lessons for allies

    89.3 The Raven
    Playing a little bit of everything from the 50's to Today! Alberta's Best Rock
    89.3 The Raven

    for easy access

    @wingedflight

    (via the-mad-prince-of-denmark)

    • 6 days ago
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  • moghedien:

    moghedien:

    moghedien:

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    Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga

    yall are really into this one huh

    some of yall didn’t know that Lady Gaga is currently touring a concert that’s plot revolves around toxic yuri selfcest and it really shows

    (via strange-aeons)

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  • sheepfilms:

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    An old GIF of mine, I improved the rotoscoping and rescaled it

    (via lemonbellflower)

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  • virdigrishammer:

    sreegs:

    noctumsolis:

    sreegs:

    red-mercer:

    one-time-i-dreamt:

    Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer reveals she regrets buying Tumblr instead of Netflix or Hulu.  Yahoo bought Tumblr in 2013 for $1.1 billion, but by the time it was sold in 2019, the value of the platform was reportedly down to $3 million. pic.twitter.com/YfH5dpL4Kf  — Pop Base (@PopBase) May 7, 2023ALT

    And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

    Would like to know how exactly she wouldn’t fuck up Netflix or Hulu

    Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

    Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”
    They didn't really get it.
    Quartz

    What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

    i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

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    you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

    (via rain-droplet)

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  • mishmash-webster:

    WAIT THE SKELETON TAG IS ORANGE

    • 6 days ago
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